a little something new for olivia.

i bought myself some dark lipstick today. i know summer is coming up but i don’t care, i’ve wanted a dark color for a long time.

olivia's lipstick

it’s called black currant, and it’s by bare essentuals. (thanks leandra for my sephora birthday card) i like that it’s not a crazy red, but it’s definitely bold… and i can’t wait to play around with it!

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i have the best everything

after my rant about the things i dont understand/ dislike…i thought id be more positive and post primo and friendssomething that makes my heart happy.

My friends, the most beautiful, talented and most amazing people ever.

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10 things Jess does not understand:

1.  PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.

2.  Why guys “holler” or hit on you as they pass you.  Like wtf?!? Do you really think I’m going to stop, go over to you, be completely flattered, and give you my number, let alone the time of day?

If you want to talk to a person, treat them like a person.

3. When a person decides to turn onto the street you’re driving on, at the last second and then goes 5mph. seriously, wait until I pass or drive the speed limit. Thank you.

4. Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces. Who are you people?  I never see anyone actually drive and park in two spaces, yet I always find cars that way. Whyyyy?

The other day someone was parked in 2 spots, it was the only spot left and I was already late for class, so I couldn’t park correctly because of them, and got a ticket.  What’s the justice in that?

5.  When something I’ve been into for a long time becomes popular.

I knew someone that would always complain about the music that was in my car, but when it hit the top 40, they were all of a sudden interested in that song.  Get a personality or real opinion.

6. When people who aren’t handicapped use the handicap button to open the door . . . are you that lazy and weak that you can’t pull open the door?! It’s for handicap people, hence the symbol on the button.

7.  When people from other cultures use their culture as an excuse to be rude disrespectful, same goes for sexual orientation and gender.

…and people that know “someone”(like a friend or a relative) that are (black, asian, gay, male, female, etc.) and think its ok to talk about it poorly,  if you ARE close to that person then you should know better

8.  When girls wear heels to an athletic event or school.  You’re in shoes that are clearly hurting your feet, and you look kinda ridiculous, sowwee.

Heels are for nice occasions, for example: dinners, events, dates, presentations, or a job that requires you.

9.  When people place themselves under a “holier than thou” light, never admitting that they ever did anything bad in their lives…come on, really?  Now, I know those people who really are genuinely nice and sweet people, but they even admit to having their faults and don’t walk around talking about it

Just a note: GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, you are pretentious and condescending.

Stop trying to water down your past, that’s a part of you and you shouldn’t try to hide it.  You only want people to like and appreciate you for who you truly are anyways

10. People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they thought. It’s called thinking things through, it’s not a toy and it’s not fair to the animal.

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10 things Olivia does not understand

1. why do girls come to the gym in full on club makeup.  here i am ready to teach class and all these girls are working the cardio room with mac eyeshadow glistening down their cheeks. wtf?

2.  why people ask the dumbest things in class like, “when’s the final?”  “how much is it worth?” “when are your office hours?”  check the syllabus you stupid idiot.

3.  why is it that whenever I’m shopping for something and i don’t need assistance, 5 associates swarm me and ask me if they can help.  the one day i go in and have a question about something i’m looking for, the store is empty.

4. bigotry, intolerance, & prejudice.  otherwise known as, christianity.

5. when people wear sunglasses inside.  take off your shades rock star, i want talk to YOU not the plastic covering your face.

6.  why does my voice go up when i run into someone i haven’t seen in a long time?  i’m not even excited to see you.  i probably don’t even like you.  why do i sound so excited?

7. when people come into work and see something on the menu and go, “so can i get this, but without this this and this…and can you add this and that…and then add extra that?” it’s like oooooh. okay.  so you’re asking me if you can order something that’s pretty much not even on the menu because you just made it up yourself and then expect me to translate this the cook who barely speaks english to begin with.  EXCELLENT.

8. why is it that whenever i buy something the cashier bundles up my receipt, change, and bills all in one stack and chucks it at me then yells “NEXT” while i’m still trying to neatly separate my cash from my coins and put my receipt in my wallet because they failed to do so and then look at me like i’m taking up their precious time.

9. why guys wear wife beaters (and nothing else) in public.  no one wants to see your hairy armpits or your shiny muscles.  put a real shirt on.

10. why people make facebook albums of them sitting BY THEMSELVES on photo booth making the most ridiculous faces.  or when people get together with their friends and post 50 pictures from photo booth just because they were bored. it’s like, pick 3  of those pictures you took and call it a day.  you don’t need to to tag 50 photos that all look the same and clog up my newsfeed.  plus you probably look stupid in them anyways.

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